HD Products That Makes No Sense

In the world of marketing  the term HD and High Definition have become very popular.  So popular in fact that it is constantly being used where it does not apply.  With this in mind I created a quick round up of the most ridiculous HD thingies, gadgets, and whatsamahoosers.
HD Sunglass

-For those of you that find real life to be fuzzy, over pixelated, or just have unexplainable underwhelming clarity, HD sunglasses will take  the terrible standard Definition most people use to see things and take your vision into the 4th dimension.  Were things look even more real than reality itself.'


HD Makeup

- From the insanely clever blog tong-in-chic  , get it? Iit's a play on words.  Lol, I almost fell over.   Anyway, is your face still in 720P ? Do your friends laugh and point at your low quality face.  You may need some high definition makeup.


HD Hair

- Obvisouly, if your looking at yourself with high definition sun glasses why wouldn't you upgrade to HD hair.   Standard Def hair looses up to 30% of the data that's actually there do to compression techniques used to fit all the exciting action of hair on to one standard head.  Hd hair uses zero compression and even provides better sound.


Jack Black High Definition Hair Pomade

- Do I really need to say anything


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2 Response to HD Products That Makes No Sense

June 23, 2009 at 7:37 PM

Pretty cool post. I just came across your blog and wanted to say
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June 28, 2009 at 6:43 PM

Wow; How far companies go to make there product sound useful. At this rate I predict that the next big thing will be HD furniture. (proceeds to run off to the patent office.)

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