5. Nothing makes those boo boo's feel better than a band aid. So if your little ankle biter is a pickle lover, this might be the band aid for them. Hopefully they don't eat them afterward.



                                   'Pickle Adhesive Bandages in Tin Box with Free Toy Inside.'


4. Nothing says "Kissable Lips" like the sweet smell of pickle.  With pickle chap stick your lips can both smell and taste like pickles at all times, insuring you'll never be kissed by anyone ever, better than a chastity belt.


                    'Pickle Lip Balm Dill Flavored Scented Novelty Gag Prank Present'


3. The floss you need if you want to get bits of pickle from between your teeth without losing that delicious pickle flavor.


                                                                           'Pickle Floss'


2. It's pickle soap! You may get eaten by a bear, a pickle eating bear, or not. It's pickle soap!

                                                                        'Pickle Soap' 


1. Because everyone needs a plastic yodeling pickle to complete their yodeling food collection.

                                                 
                                               'Yodelling Yodel Pickle TOY Novelty Retro Gag Gift'